Trailer 34 news agency reported today that Sherriff Champagne has been summoned by high ranking members of Omega Institute and Trailer Park, NY to restore spiritual order in the region. Sheriff Champagne, who has always been known for her strict enforcement of the Staff Handbook, and for creatively re-educating criminals by making them hold Downward Dog for days on end, has been seen as the only answer to recent outbursts of chaotic behavior in the region.
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