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Thursday, April 1, 2010
Vol12 #1 - Mayor Ushered Away in Bowling Attempted Coup: Championship Game Awaits
Trailer 34 news agency confirmed reports today that dispel rumors about the vanishing act of former Trailer Park, Mayor Andrew Milford. For months, the rumors have ranged from the tragic: that he took his own life because of a failed end of the season party, or that he was assassinated in an attempted coup by former Vice Mayor Claudine Weinfeld. Neither rumor is true, however. This morning at 9:01am a telegram surfaced, detailing the mysterious incidents surrounding his departure. Details of the telegram are below:
Chuck wants bowling trophy. STOP
He will stop at nothing. STOP
I’m stowed away in an island without my passport. STOP
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