Vol 11 #3. Sherriff is Back in Town to Quell Forces of Chaos: Grand Opening set for TPWCSL

Trailer 34 news agency reported today that Sherriff Champagne has been summoned by high ranking members of Omega Institute and Trailer Park, NY to restore spiritual order in the region. Sheriff Champagne, who has always been known for her strict enforcement of the Staff Handbook, and for creatively re-educating criminals by making them hold Downward Dog for days on end, has been seen as the only answer to recent outbursts of chaotic behavior in the region.

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Vol11 #2. Oompa Loompas Discovered in OCSL: Deportation Battle Begins

Trailer 34 news agency reported today that Jeffrey Reel has discovered a family of Oompa Loompa’s living inside of the OCSL. The Oompa Loompa family, whose names have not been disclosed by authorities, have been seeking refuge from Willie Wonka’s famed Chocolate Factory, and mistook the OCSL as a suitable replacement for their previous home.

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