Vol 11 # 7 John of God Changes Fashion: Psychedelic Tie Dye Clothing In

T34 news agency reported today that John of God will not be wearing his typical all white attire when he is performing healings at Omega Institute. The noted healer has made it clear instead that this year in honor of the 40^th anniversary of Woodstock he will be wearing hippie tie dye attire instead.

In a statement issued to the press yesterday, Medium Joao as he is often called, stated that the entities who work through him love rock music and want to honor the fact they are so close to the vicinity of where the historic three day Woodstock Music and Peace festival occurred 40 years ago. When asked if he could see people’s auras without the white attire, he responded that Jimmie Hendrix is now one of the channeled entities he works with, and that late guitarist can help John of God see through any variation of color, especially any type of purple haze.

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Vol 11 # 6. Mayor Milford Illuminates The Passion of Omega As Burning Person Event Rises From The Ashes

Trailer 34 news agency reported today that Mayor Andrew Milford has indeed struck a deal with the Village council of Trailer Park, NY to host the annual Burning Person event once again. The brokered deal came about after a long debate over who should fund the expensive but fabulous event, and eventually a compromise was reached that would encourage attendees to contribute time, beverages, and assist in any way possible to make the event one that is of the people, for the people and by the people

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