Trailer 34 news agency reported today that the 2009 Bowling Champions Omega Slumdogs successfully recovered the Omega championship bowling trophy at 11:13am Sunday morning. The Slumdogs have been planning the secret mission for weeks, and struck swiftly in a morning reconnaissance mission to recover the stolen cherished trophy after the order was given by Mayor Andrew Milford.
“We used a combination of remote viewing, a tip from an anonymous spirit guide, plus some special forces training with former Omega Sheriff Cheryl Champagne,” said Brett Bevell, the one who organized the trophy rescue mission on Mayor Milford’s behalf. “Once the location was fully known, it was only a matter of waiting for the right time to strike.”
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