Trailer 34 news agency announced today the Omega Slumdogs are winners of the 2009 Omega Bowling Championship. The Slumdogs, who edged Operations in game one of the tournament by a razor thin margin, pulled away during game two, offering a knockout blow in frame six of three strikes and three spares, finishing the game with an impressive 868 points.
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Tuesday, March 31, 2009
#4. Jai Ho! Omega Slumdogs Roll To Victory!
Sunday, March 29, 2009
#3. Mayor Milford Seeking Third Term Officials Expect Large Turnout for April 1st Election
Trailer 34 news agency reported today that Mayor Andrew Milford is gearing up for an unprecedented third term as Mayor of Trailer Park, NY.
Mayor Milford, running on a platform of hope and transparency, issued an executive order insuring that the polls would stay open as registered voters were in line on election day. Officials expect a very large turnout, and are upgrading the parking lot and bathrooms of all Trailer Park polling venues to be able to handle the potential onslaught of voters. For a list of where to vote on election day, please go to www.Mayor.gov to discover where you should cast your vote.
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Thursday, March 19, 2009
#2. Kellie Cronin and John Todd Unveil New Plan: The Omega Wellness Center for Sustainable Living
Trailer 34 news agency reported today that Omega Institute is planning to include a new Omega Wellness Center extension into the Omega Center for Sustainable Living. The plan, devised to meet both the challenges of Clinton Corner zoning laws and increase Omega’s income is being hailed as a stroke of brilliance.
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Wednesday, March 11, 2009
#1. Steroid Use Rumored: Ops Bowling Team Takes the Fifth
Trailer 34 news agency discovered today that the FBI is investigating a rumor that Omega Operations Bowling Team has been using steroids to maintain their superhuman bowling abilities over the past several years.
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